Come on, you know what I'm talking about. They've started playing that old Folger's Coffee ad about the guy waking everybody in the house up with a pot of coffee and the mom's so happy to see him that she nearly busts herself open.
HOWEVER.
My question, even back in the day when that commercial had even a tiny inkling of cool was, Where has Peter been?
A) Look at his sweater. THat's obviously made with the careful and over-knittyness of a mental patient who's not allowed to do anything else. Ergo, Peter's been in the nuthouse for a few years.
B) He's fairly buff for a toothpaste-white-smiley geek. He's got a tan. Ergo, he's been a poitical prisoner in Habu-Jabubi for years and had nothing to do but work out and stare at the sun awaiting a political coup.
C) He's good at being sneaky and he makes a mean cup of coffee. Add the tan, and he's been an undercover DEA agent that fell too far into his role and is overcompensating by wearing that fucking RIDICULOUS sweater when he finally realizes the folly of his ways and goes home for christmas.
I hate having a paranoid mind.
Rattled Out By Queenie
at 5:33 AM
