Tangents From Rantsville


Today, Today
Yadda Yadda Yadda, Scooby Doo Wop Shping!
Gotta LOVE That Internet Thingy
Grocery List
The Things You Kids Say...
Here's Where You Come In
NOT a Fairy Tale
Grocery List

Are you lost?  I usually am...

This where I'm putting my rants.  You can jump from one point to another with little searching.

What I'm having on the menu for today....

Shorter Musings:

I bitch about a crappy JLo movie, move on to praise for Vinnie-boy, and post a trivia question.
An All Hallow's greeting, and I change my hair.
The addictiveness of VH1, a goodbye to the Great Randini, and a new trivia question.
Slow day, but I do mention Fred Durst.
Redecorating turns into a housewife's nightmare, and a new trivvie question for the masses!
Sweet Jesus, another video from Britney Spears!  And she's got Madonna warped too!
A really short rant about the wasted youth that seem to make a bazillion dollars on banging their heads into walls, and I get a lizard.
Think about Kill Bill Volume 1, and a hooray for penis link.
My husband leaves, and I realize that I have to be an adult.
A quick porn rant about panty pulls and the monstrouss cack.
A review of the Great Randini'd DVD porn.  Bruce likes the cheerleader scene...
The G-spot exists...
A MAJOR gush about my cat, and momentary loss of bladder control over MJK.
I tell some shit about my wedding reception, and mention a Ghost.
My husband's lack of pop culture...bah.
A quickie bitch about my in-laws, and banana splits.
I get scared about calling my mother-in-law, and I do a quick gush about Jim Henson's Storyteller DVD.
I go off about the new Dido video, starring my favorite British Bombshell and my honeypot yummy-buns, David Boreanaz.  Chad Kroeger makes a special appearance on the drool sheet as well.
I announce my return to the virtual world and drop a bombshell on all my admirers.
Taxes, nose candy, and someone actually gets the fucking quote from yesterday. 
Sex, roommates, and a contest for a quote of the day.
A quick gush about the musical Into the Woods, and I announce my plans to purchase a truck.
I am propositioned online by a wackjob, and a quick gush about my new odd place to hang out.
A not-so-serious bitch about men, and a sample IM from my archives of stupid shit.
I talk about stupid fat men, their skinny girlfriends, and I go on about Lemony Snicket.
I bitch about typos, drop a linkie to the cbs news site that explains psychological warfare, and i bust a gut on the near-completion of my greatest writing work to date.
I get one day of phone usage, I wait for everyone to go buy the new Evanescence CD, and I explain exactly who Satan is for the uninformed masses.  I also quote the Book of Boneheads.
My phone gets shut off, and I am shattered.
A bitch about my weird phone day with my family, mostly my sister, and a quick barf over Swept Away, the film which Guy Ritchie should never have made.
The 'conflict' in Iraq, and a serious gush about Evanescence.
What it feels like to be thrown up on by a smiling child, the Isle of Dog Poo, and the Job Search.
The death of Mr. Rogers, my missing oreos, and a bitch about the Satan Dog.
A quick bitch about HTML, my innate ability to screw up webpages, and an observation on 4 AM.
Mothers, midlife crisis, and a review of the movie Galaxina, starring the dead-but-not-forgotten Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten.

Gotta LOVE That Internet Thingy

The Wackjob IM

Hall of Crap

These are my favorite postings.  If you're new here, this is where you want to jump off the cliff.  I'll start adding these once I get more than a week's worth of rants.

Simba gets to the end of the Circle of Life