Mad Mad Wha-?
Just spent the last two hours scoping scifi.com for the poop on Mad Mad House. If you haven't seen it, omigod you need to. It's refreshing to watch an elimination-based reality show with freaks and geeks. Trust me.
The most interesting thing I've noticed, however, is that after clever editing and all, we know more about the contestants (we'll call them the geeks) than the freaks (the Alts, bless 'em) do. I mean, watching the night-vision conversations and the confessinals, it seems that most of the geeks are completely and totally different from the persona that they put out for the Alts. Now, I understand that this is part of the game, but COME ON...
Case in point: Kelly. A 25 year-old campaign whore for the republicans, she was OBVIOUSLY the front-runner for elimination on the FIRST DAY.
(I realize, of course, that for those of you that haven't seen the show have not fucking clue one about what I'm talking about. Check out the scifi.com site and check it out. But back to Kelly)
This bitch (in the strictest biblical sense, of course) was ALL face and no ass, if you get me. What she put out in front of her was all that was there, with nothing to back it up (get me now?). Over-emotional, over-dramatic, I was irritated on the first episode. Thank god she got axed on the second show, but I would have LOVED to see her freak ass out during the voodoo challege when they dumped the animal entrails and the fish on her. Pity. And I did quite enjoy her after-eviction rant about how they were all judging her (ALL of them) and that they had no right to because they were all freaks of nature and freaks and freaks and FREAKS. She really showed her ass on that one. I did, before writing this rant, of course do some backup research and such. I checked out the transcript of her chat after she was ousted, and a few things became painfully clear:
1. She lied on the show about her true feelings on the show, and she lied during the chat.
2. She had more than 'a little crush' on Don the Vampire, most unhealthily so.
3. She admitted to wanting attention, and that was oh-so agonizingly obvious that she wanted more.
4. This bitch has persecution issues. Not that I'm saying a lot of people don't, but why bring them to the forefront on national tv?
TO KELLY:
So, they made fun of you in school. BIG FUCKING DEAL. I was CONSTANTLY made fun of in school, and instead of it resurfacing everytime I'm in a crowd, I realize that without the ridicule of my peers I would not be the person I am today, and regardless of my moments of insecurity, I would not change who I am for all the magic in Hogwart's. No kicking, no screaming, no trying to get attention. You were on TV, for fuck's sake, wasn't that enough?
Oh yeah, and get over Don already. He may have been a wonderful person but that doesn't mean he was at all interested in you and there was no need to get super-crushed on him. He's just a nice person.
Sorry guys, had to rant, I just hate chicks that pretend to the crown when what they really want is the throne.

--The (so really done with the rant) Queen