Hatches Battened; Storm Passed
The neighbor didn't come by. I was upset, I was kinda actually hoping to tell her she's stupid. Ironically enough, by her not coming over she proved just how ridiculously much we DON'T need her around to ruin our nights. I hope she stays away.

--The difference between irony and sarcasm is that irony happens naturally; sarcasm must be manufactured for the moment.