Listen to your Doctor
The doc said "take it easy".
No standing for long periods of time.
No sitting for long periods of time.
Avoid strenuous exercise.
Try to eat bland foods for a least one day after the procedure.
Take food with your painkillers.

Did I listen? OF OCURSE NOT! I am SuperTwit!

So I felt GREAT yesterday afternoon, and the hub-unit and I went to Walmart to buy padding for our couch (long story), and afterwards we went out to lunch. I had two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, and corned beef hash which is my favorite stuff freeking EVER.
HOWEVER, after walking around for several hours and then sitting down for two more, I was feeling kinda icky. SO I ate my eggs and got ready to go pay the check when...
RUMBLE. RUMBLE RUMBLE OMG RUMBLE.

See, it's not that I didn't follow the doctor's orders and I wa suffering for it, it was more of a KARMIC punishment.

You guessed it. I got food poisoning from my eggs.
Why? Because I had them over easy when I should have had them scrambled and WITHOUT tabasco sauce. Because I should have stayed in bed and NOT gone shopping because I felt okay.

I didn't listen to the doc, and now I have diarrhea and stomach cramps, which pretty much guarantees me not doing too much.

Fucking should have listened.
I want my mom...