Wednesday, 6 October 2004 - 8:26 PM
Name:
wally a.k.a. long-hair
Q,
Okay, I'm a little late! But I spent the whole day lookin' for Sherlock Holmes ta help me with this one. Anyway, I believe there are only three types of hair: Lanugo, Vellus, and (as in hair loss?), Terminal. I was getting sick, while lookin' at some hair under a microscope, so I really don't give a damn if it's circular in section! As far as: freshly cut hair is square at the tip, well; I guess that depends on how sharp the scissors are. ;-) I do believe, however, that pubic hairs are less deeply rooted, 'cause how the hell would they get on top of the toilet tank, if they wern't!?
It also stands ta reason that female pubic hairs would be oval, being that they are in the area of the OVARIES! (I think?) And, it also stands ta reason that male pubic hairs are pentagon shaped, being they are in the area of his, uh!
Well, lets just say that there are a lot of pricks hangin' around the PENTAGON! What, I'm not sure of (nothin', huh?), is that if female pubic hair is short and coarse, then why in the hell do they call it a bush!? I probably won't be invited to yer next PROVE ME WRONG, huh!? ;-)