The Problems with Shopping
I just finished my christmas shopping for this year, and despite my efforts to keep it small, I have failed. The monster which is Christmas has sucked the life from my credit cards, the comfort from my feet, and the blemish-freeness of my hands. I've got tape cuts, aching arches, and NO money after purchasing something for everyone this year. And as much as I'm digging it, I'm feeling the bah humbug coming up on me. I'll get over it, I swear. Can you tell I couldn't find a rant today? :) --The Queen

Turkeys
Happy Thanksgiving kiddies! Today we all sit around and watch parades and ingest massive amounts of tryptophane until we pass out with our pants unzipped and our bellies swollen. Right now I myself am being subjected to the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade, and I must say it's still as uncool as it was when I was a child. Give me a national dog show any day over this commercial travesty. Saw the movie 'Chicago' last night, and was disappointed. THIS movie won Best Picture? Of course, I was never a big fan of Renee Zellweger or of Katherine Zeta-Jones, but this movie was bad setting aside even their performances. Queen Latifah was good, but then, the Queen is ALWAYS good. I have to go. Talking about it made me throw up a little. --The Queen

The New S**t
So here's the new Rantsville Format. Short and sweet, with minimal good stuff, but for now it will sate the masses. Let me know what you think, and I'll change it. Smoochies, kids! --The Queen