This is the conversation I had with crazy wackjob guy (see Today, Today for 3/8/03). It is unedited, unplanned, and fucking LOONY. I'll keep this up here for a while until I can find something to REALLY rant about. BTW, I'm the one in the purple.
CaptainSpears: hi
Nicolae081379: hello
CaptainSpears: how are you?
Nicolae081379: pretty good
Nicolae081379: and you?
CaptainSpears: I'm good.
CaptainSpears: why are you up so late?
Nicolae081379: talking to an old friend and updating my website at the same time
Nicolae081379: multitasking in the wee hours
CaptainSpears: new picture?
Nicolae081379: don't have one
CaptainSpears: oh
CaptainSpears: so you're out of the Navy now huh?
Nicolae081379: yes, I am
Nicolae081379: feels good, too
CaptainSpears: so what are you doing now?
Nicolae081379: being unemployed
Nicolae081379: haven't started looking for gainful employ yet
CaptainSpears: I see
Nicolae081379: next month, I swear
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: are you navy?
CaptainSpears: yes
Nicolae081379: I see
Nicolae081379: how did I know that?
CaptainSpears: not sure
CaptainSpears: ha ha
Nicolae081379: could be that you asked me about the navy
Nicolae081379: no one asks me about that but the sailors or the officers
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: what are you doing up so late?
CaptainSpears: just got off work
Nicolae081379: eeeew
CaptainSpears: yeah
Nicolae081379: enlisted, then
CaptainSpears: yes
CaptainSpears: have you been with an officer?
Nicolae081379: been with, like dating?
CaptainSpears: yeah
Nicolae081379: I wouldn't call it dating, but....no, never
CaptainSpears: if it's not dating,then what is it?
Nicolae081379: it's not anything
Nicolae081379: it was a cup of coffee, and then an embarrassing drop off at the barracks
CaptainSpears: oh
Nicolae081379: REALLY embarrassing
CaptainSpears: why?
Nicolae081379: the guy at the front gate like saluted to him, and he saw both of our ID's and I was SO not an officer
Nicolae081379: and it was like ten in the morning
CaptainSpears: oh
Nicolae081379: and then all my pals in the smoke pit saw him pull up
Nicolae081379: I got no end of crap from them
CaptainSpears: lol
CaptainSpears: what command?
Nicolae081379: 129 all the way, every day, the whole four years
CaptainSpears: wow
CaptainSpears: I'm in 128
Nicolae081379: 128, that's those one guys...
Nicolae081379: the um....
Nicolae081379: uh...
Nicolae081379: <draws a blank>
CaptainSpears: Fenix?
Nicolae081379: THAT'S it
Nicolae081379: I knew that, somewhere in my head
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: I've been out too long
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: what's your rate?
CaptainSpears: AT2
Nicolae081379: what's with all the fucking AT's everywhere?
Nicolae081379: I was too
Nicolae081379: well, AT3
CaptainSpears: lol
CaptainSpears: cool
Nicolae081379: took the second class test in 15 minutes
Nicolae081379: I wasn't too up for promotion
CaptainSpears: lol
CaptainSpears: just wanted to get out huh?
Nicolae081379: OH YEAH
Nicolae081379: I couldn't take it anymore
Nicolae081379: the navy really didn't like me, anyway
CaptainSpears: why?
Nicolae081379: LONG story
Nicolae081379: don't want to get into it
CaptainSpears: were you always in trouble?
Nicolae081379: not once
Nicolae081379: it was other stuff
CaptainSpears: drugs?
Nicolae081379: nope
Nicolae081379: I'd rather not talk about it
CaptainSpears: oh, ok
Nicolae081379: yeah, it's one of THOSE things
Nicolae081379: the navy won't talk about it either
CaptainSpears: Sexual Harrassment stuff?
Nicolae081379: kind of
CaptainSpears: sorry, just curious
Nicolae081379: it's complicated
CaptainSpears: what ya doin tomorrow?
Nicolae081379: fucking around
Nicolae081379: sitting on my ass
Nicolae081379: the usual unemployed stuff
CaptainSpears: you live by yourself?
Nicolae081379: nope
Nicolae081379: I've got three other roommates
Nicolae081379: well, if you count the baby as a person
CaptainSpears: wow, thats a lot
Nicolae081379: I didn't even mention the pets
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: we've got three cats and two dogs
Nicolae081379: it's a zoo
CaptainSpears: I'm supposed to fly tomorrow, but if I dont cause of weather, you wanna hang out?
Nicolae081379: fly?
CaptainSpears: i'm working on my private pilots license
Nicolae081379: ah
Nicolae081379: what's tomorrow, friday?
CaptainSpears: yes
Nicolae081379: my buddies from 129 are coming home from Pensacola
Nicolae081379: I gotta be at the airport to get em
CaptainSpears: so ya dont want to?
Nicolae081379: pretty sure I can't
Nicolae081379: I gotta clean the house, bathe the cats, go pick up the bastards...
Nicolae081379: probably going to be a full day
CaptainSpears: oh
Nicolae081379: I have a housefull
Nicolae081379: and I'm the designated housekeeper utnil I get a job
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: yeah, it sucks
Nicolae081379: I am SO marrying a guy that can afford a housemaid
CaptainSpears: why not one that cleans?
Nicolae081379: who would earn the money?
CaptainSpears: i dunno
Nicolae081379: MY point
CaptainSpears: We can meet for a quickie?
Nicolae081379: say what?
Ca CaptainSpears: just wanted to see your reaction
Nicolae081379: very funny
Nicolae081379: ha, ha, ha
CaptainSpears: LOL, sorry
Nicolae081379: no problem
Nicolae081379: jeez, MEN sometimes
Nicolae081379: fucked up sense of humor
Nicolae081379: sheesh
CaptainSpears: I was just tryin to fit in your busy schedule, but if you want an hour, it's cool.
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: HA
Nicolae081379: nah, looks like tomorrow is booked
Nicolae081379: plus I'm trying to find a car for 300 bucks and that's NEVER easy
CaptainSpears: I'll contribute
Nicolae081379: money or a car?
Nicolae081379: shit, I'll take eaither
CaptainSpears: money
Nicolae081379: you will?
CaptainSpears: yeah
Nicolae081379: uh....<Speechless>
Nicolae081379: why?
CaptainSpears: why not?
Nicolae081379: because you have NO IDEA who I am
CaptainSpears: so
Nicolae081379: whoa
Nicolae081379: I'm just trying to get a car
Nicolae081379: i would go on base, but those fucking airman sell their shit for like WAY more than it's worth
CaptainSpears: sell their shit?
Nicolae081379: their cars
CaptainSpears: oh
Nicolae081379: I found a celica for 595, but the guy never called me back
Nicolae081379: it's HARD to find a car
Nicolae081379: and I need one to get a job
CaptainSpears: quickie?
Nicolae081379: HA
CaptainSpears: so thats a no?
Nicolae081379: uh, what?
CaptainSpears: you dont want a quickie?
Nicolae081379: are we talking about the same thing?
CaptainSpears: yes
Nicolae081379: a quick car, yup
Nicolae081379: would do damn near anything
Nicolae081379: yup, DAMN near
Nicolae081379: except babysit
CaptainSpears: sex?
Nicolae081379: WHAT????
CaptainSpears: you said it
Nicolae081379: okay, I wouldn't do that either
Nicolae081379: unless it was for like a free Jaguar or something
Nicolae081379: but even that's a reach
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: hey, a girl's gotta have priorities
CaptainSpears: $100
Nicolae081379: for sex?
Nicolae081379: or a car?
CaptainSpears: 1
Nicolae081379: you're kidding
CaptainSpears: why?
Nicolae081379: that's like prostitution or something
CaptainSpears: $200
Nicolae081379: for sex?
Nicolae081379: are you NUTS?
CaptainSpears: i dunno
Nicolae081379: let me help you then...
Nicolae081379: you ARE
CaptainSpears: #350
Nicolae081379: okay, what's your deal?
CaptainSpears: what do you mean?
Nicolae081379: you're offering 350 for sex?
Nicolae081379: or just from anybody?
CaptainSpears: no, you
Nicolae081379: why?
CaptainSpears: why not?
CaptainSpears: you need money right?
Nicolae081379: well yeah, but...
Nicolae081379: that's crazy
CaptainSpears: $500
Nicolae081379: okay, no, THAT'Scrazy
CaptainSpears:lol
CaptainSpears: so $350 is better?
Nicolae081379: no, it's not
Nicolae081379: it's just nuts
CaptainSpears: so you wouldn't?
Nicolae081379: no I would not
Nicolae081379: I'm not a whore
CaptainSpears: lol, never said you were. just trying to help out with money
Nicolae081379: no thanks, I'm not that hard up
CaptainSpears: free then?
Nicolae081379: um, NO
CaptainSpears: want me to leave you alone?
Nicolae081379: I think that would be best, I'm a little irritated
Nicolae081379: and besides, aren't you MARRIED?
CaptainSpears: I'm sorry
CaptainSpears: not anymore
Nicolae081379: sorry
Nicolae081379: I don't take money for sex
Nicolae081379: I like the whole dating thing better
CaptainSpears: so lets date
Nicolae081379: THEN I take his money
Nicolae081379: let's date?
CaptainSpears: lol
Nicolae081379: you need to get out more
CaptainSpears: yes I do
Nicolae081379: you don't just ask a fat chick to date over the internet
CaptainSpears: you're not fat
Nicolae081379: you haven't seen the real me
Nicolae081379: that pic you saw is AGES old
Nicolae081379: and that's not my point
CaptainSpears: ok, how much do you weigh?
Nicolae081379: 165-170
CaptainSpears: I like curvy girls anyway
Nicolae081379: and I'm five three
Nicolae081379: OMG
CaptainSpears: my ex was 5'3 and 220
Nicolae081379: oh
Nicolae081379: I saw a pic
Nicolae081379: you DO need to get out more
CaptainSpears: why?
Nicolae081379: you can't just do this kind of shit and not expect repercussions of some sort
CaptainSpears: ok
Nicolae081379: look, I'm gonna let you go, okay?
Nicolae081379: you're giving me the wig
CaptainSpears: ok
CaptainSpears: lol, sorry
Nicolae081379: it's okay
Nicolae081379: have a good night
CaptainSpears: thanks, you too
Nicolae081379: no problem